Of all guides to the Greek Islands, this 1963 Collins offering is one of the first and best:
Bradford sailed a small boat around the Ionian and Aegean seas in the 1950s, before the days of mass tourism, and his love for the islands and their people is unabashed. As he puts it, 'The islands... are more than a geographical entity. They are a climate of the heart.' Mass tourism may have alleviated poverty on the islands, but it is hard not to envy Bradford when he talks about having the tiny island of Delos, the birthplace of Apollo at the centre of the Cyclades, more or less to himself, allowing him to soak in its atmosphere almost alone. Here is his description of the marble lions that guard the Sanctuary of Apollo there: 'Against a sky of blinding blue the lions shout into the wind...Their open mouths, in contrast with their white heads and bodies, seem like tarry caverns from which only the deepest of voices could issue. They roar above the shining ridge and their flanks lean to the dry earth achingly, as though they hungered for dampness and rain.' Visit Delos today and you must share it with hundreds of other tourists, and queue to climb the summit of Mount Cynthus, from where you have the most magnificent view of the surrounding islands and sea. The Sacred Way up to the summit takes you past shrines to the Syrian goddess Astarte and the Egyptian god Isis. Indeed the whole island groans under the weight of ancient temple ruins. Or as Bradford more eloquently puts it, Delos 'is a navel of light, where one can feel the pulse of life that sustains the world'.
With apologies to the late James W. Best for appropriating his image (from his 1935 Forest Life in India)
Saturday, 28 December 2013
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
Animal Magic
Just as there are three kinds of people in this world - those who can count, and those who can't (the old ones are the best) - so there are three kinds of books on my shelves: those I've read; those I've not read yet but are on my 'to read' list; and those I haven't read and never will read. Why don't I get rid of the latter? Because they cunningly hide themselves on my 'to read' list. Actually I've just thought of a fourth category: books I dip into occasionally but never read right through. Here's an example:
It was published in 1959 by our old friend Frederick Muller Ltd (see my Worth Fighting For July 13th, 2013 entry), who went on to publish the first Doctor Who books (before they suffered the usual fate and were swallowed up by a bigger publisher - see http://www.isfdb.org/wiki/index.php/Publisher:Frederick_Muller_Ltd). It has derivative chapters on all the usual things, like elephant graveyards, the Loch Ness Monster and the Abominable Snowman. Typically, I bought it for the charming cover. That was in pre-internet days, when one had to get off one's backside and hunt books down. Now, if I wished, I could buy its predecessor with a few clicks of a mouse...
But I'd much rather stumble across it one day in some dingy secondhand-book shop.
It was published in 1959 by our old friend Frederick Muller Ltd (see my Worth Fighting For July 13th, 2013 entry), who went on to publish the first Doctor Who books (before they suffered the usual fate and were swallowed up by a bigger publisher - see http://www.isfdb.org/wiki/index.php/Publisher:Frederick_Muller_Ltd). It has derivative chapters on all the usual things, like elephant graveyards, the Loch Ness Monster and the Abominable Snowman. Typically, I bought it for the charming cover. That was in pre-internet days, when one had to get off one's backside and hunt books down. Now, if I wished, I could buy its predecessor with a few clicks of a mouse...
But I'd much rather stumble across it one day in some dingy secondhand-book shop.
Friday, 13 September 2013
Pigsticking, Anyone?
Quite a few rants
ago (Shot Down in Flames, April 7th) I commented on the absurd
number of non-fiction titles published on the same tired old subjects. One
inevitable result of this, due solely to the ignorance of publishers, is that
many such titles are hopelessly out of date. It is quite extraordinary, for
example, the number of angling guides that are published that still recommend
fibreglass rods, when fibreglass as a rod-building material was superseded by
carbon fibre in the early 1980s. Occasionally one comes across a book that is
not so much out of date as completely out of time, and one wonders how the hell
it ever came to be published. One such is this offering, with two chapters on pigsticking by Brigadier C. R. Templer, published in 1973 by
the aptly named London outfit Gentry Books, which I picked up cheap in Exeter
one time:
What on earth were
Gentry thinking of? Who did they think was going to buy the book, other,
perhaps, than Prince Philip? Dead people? Unsurprisingly, my copy is stamped
‘Withdrawn from Devon Library Services’. I suspect it was donated to them by
the author himself. Born in Assam in 1898, Major-General James Gordon Elliott
was an Indian Army man until his compulsory retirement in 1948
following Indian independence the year before. In his later years he settled in
Exmouth, where he penned this guide, which is actually a pretty good one, but
just so wonderfully anachronistic.
Tuesday, 27 August 2013
Such Sweet Sorrow...
Someone in an online
forum thread about ‘tackle tarts’ – anglers who always have to have all the
latest gear – made the very good point that life is short and you can’t take it
with you, so why not treat yourself to the best you can afford? Presumably,
like most tackle tarts, he flogs his old gear or stores it away in his loft,
but a much better use for it is to pass it on. It’s the same with books. Much
as I like the idea of being buried with my rods and books ‘for use in the next
life,’ every now and then I much more sensibly have a good clear-out, even of
some old favourites. It’s hard to let go of things that are precious – very hard
– but they are only things. My kids
get whichever books they want, and my son in particular is now building quite
an impressive library of his own. As for fishing tackle, I confess I still have
a loft full of the stuff, despite occasionally selling bits off second-hand. Really,
I must do better. Unlike some, I’m far too selfish to actually give up my time
to take people with special needs fishing, but I did once pass on a redundant rod
and reel to such a lad who was mad keen on fishing and the delight on his face
made me feel ten feet tall.
Monday, 12 August 2013
Down to Earth...
I was in a
secondhand-book shop the other day rummaging semi-blindly – it was a dark and
dingy place, and having just stepped out of the rain I was having trouble with my
glasses steaming up – and I was just wondering to myself why all the stock
seemed to be priced (in pencil) at £10.00 when I spotted an unassuming-looking volume called Spies and Saboteurs priced at ‘£1 .00’. Note the space
between the 1 and the decimal point. A quick scan of the first few pages was
enough to tell me it would be an instant addition to my ‘Best Books Ever Read’ list
and I went straight downstairs to pay for it. The owner looked at the price
inside and hesitated, but it wasn’t me who had rubbed out the 0 (honest) and he
had no choice but to charge only the one pound for it. Anyway, what about the
actual book? Published by Gollancz in 1955, it is American psychologist William
J. Morgan’s account of assessing OSS (Office of Strategic Services) candidates
in England in WWII. Successful candidates were parachuted into France as... spies
and saboteurs. Written in wonderfully plain English – one chapter is headed ‘Minefield
and Acid Bath’ – it is a fascinating insight into how the brightest and bravest
can make fools of themselves when tested under pressure. It is also full of
amusing anecdotes. My favourite is how they early on identified one candidate
as a German spy, strung him along for months on end then, when they finally
dropped him over France, ‘forgot’ to attach his ripcord to the fixing-point in
the plane… My copy of the book doesn’t have one, but
this is what the dust jacket looked like:
(Apologies for the quality of the pic, but it was the only one I could find online.)
Tuesday, 23 July 2013
Rights and Wrongs
Someone who shall
remain nameless once emailed me with a ‘great idea’ for a book and listed the
proposed contents. Unable to tell whether it was supposed to be fiction or
non-fiction – no, really – I asked them. ‘I don’t know,’ they replied. ‘What’s
the difference?’
A friend
of a successful writer friend once badgered her to read the manuscript of their
‘first novel’. Foolishly she agreed. It was irretrievably bad, but of course
she couldn’t say that, so she tactfully suggested 'a few changes'. When it was duly rejected by all and sundry, the author blamed my friend for her 'editorial
interference’.
Someone else once sent
me the manuscript of a non-fiction title together with proposed illustrations,
many of which they had simply found online. When I told them it would be essential for them, as the author, to secure the image rights, they poured scorn on my advice and totally ignored it. (I was right.)
The reason why so many
people outside publishing think they know more about the industry than those
inside it is simple. They look at how little those inside the industry are
paid, and rightly conclude that they are idiots.
Saturday, 13 July 2013
Worth Fighting For
There can’t be
many secondhand-book shops that don’t have a copy of this 1943 Frederick Muller
Ltd offering somewhere on their shelves:
Many of the rivers
featured are actually in Wales, but no matter – its purpose was simply to say,
‘This is the kind of thing we’re fighting for.’ Here’s a typical sample:
The photographer,
John Dixon-Scott (with a hyphen, apparently), spent much of the 1930s
travelling around Britain, recording its fast-vanishing landscape. The result was
a collection of more than 14,000 photographs, now held at The National Archives
in Kew.
Who Fletcher Allen was I have no
idea.
Wednesday, 26 June 2013
Not So Fast...
I’ve not had much
luck trawling book fairs, and things were looking typically bleak the
other day when a visit to the annual fair in a nearby village hall looked like
drawing another blank. Someone did have a first edition Nineteen Eighty-Four on offer, but I was put off by the tatty dust
jacket – not to mention the £350 price tag. Finding nothing affordable at eye
level, I resorted to rummaging in the ‘bargain boxes’ on the floor, where
finally I found this tatty Scholastic Book Services, New York offering for the
princely sum of a pound:
A children's book published in 1970,
it celebrates the Apollo 11 moon landing, and gushes with enthusiasm about the immediate
future of space exploration. ‘For space explorers,’ it says, ‘anything is
possible.’ It shows the proposed landing sites of future Apollo missions, up to and
including Apollo 20 – Apollo 17, in 1972, would actually be the last –
and speculates that permanent moon colonies could be established, and the first
manned landings made on Mars, by the early 1980s…
Monday, 17 June 2013
Old at Heart
I’ve loved ‘Brother Blair’ – aka George Orwell – since I was in short trousers, but there’s
no denying he was a bit of a doom merchant; as he himself wrote of T. S. Eliot – in Inside the Whale (1940) – he achieves ‘the difficult feat of making modern life out to be worse than it is.’ My favourite Orwell – one of my all-time favourite books, indeed – is Coming Up For Air (1939), from which I briefly quoted in a previous post ('Gold from the Forties'). I must re-read
it on average every couple of years, and I’ve owned the same copy since 1977:
Orwell wrote it while convalescing in Morocco, and in essence it is a lament
for a lost England, his childhood England of 1913. If you’ve read it you’ll
know it’s full of lovingly detailed descriptions of fishing on the Thames and
in farm ponds. But here’s the thing. Orwell decries the state of the country’s
rivers and streams, wondering if there are any fish in them anymore, and
bemoans the filling in and building over of farm ponds. And yet every
generation utters the same cry. In the 1970s, in his column in Angling Times, Dick Walker regularly
harked back to the 1930s as a time when England’s rivers and streams were full
of thumping great roach and dace and chub and there was a rudd-packed pond on
every farm. I guess that at a certain age we all look back on the past with misty
eyes. It’s just that it seems Orwell reached that age rather earlier than most.
Wednesday, 5 June 2013
Fossil-Hunting Seventies-Style
A couple of posts
back (‘Wish I’d Written That’) I made gentle fun of an overly optimistic guide
to beachcombing from the 1970s. Here is an altogether more realistic practical
guide from the same era, one published by Kestrel Books, a Penguin imprint, in
1977:
Monday, 27 May 2013
One of the Best
The name Clive
Smith won’t mean anything to anyone outside match fishing, but this 1970s giant
of the sport penned one of its most enduringly readable and informative titles, a 1982 offering from the same Newton Abbot outfit I championed in my
previous post:
Smith outlines the
detailed and often cunning planning that went into his greatest individual and
team victories – skipper of the mighty Birmingham team of the 1970s, he was especially
renowned for his tactical nous – but in the final chapter he writes frankly of
the crushing failure he experienced as a member of the England team fishing in
front of a home crowd in the 1981 World Championships. In the same year his book was
published he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer, and died, but he remains
a giant in my eyes.
Tuesday, 21 May 2013
Wish I'd Written That
Do you remember the
1970s, when books worth reading were published? I grew up by the sea,
and have always prided myself on my beachcombing prowess – it helps pass the
time when fishing and catching nowt (a default state of affairs in my case) – so
this little guide from 1972, with illustrations by Robert Gillmor, naturally
caught by eye when applying the same powers of perusal to the shelves of a
second-hand book shop one day:
It’s just one of many
excellent titles published over the years by David & Charles of Newton
Abbot in Devon since the company was founded in 1960 by David St John Thomas
and the late Charles Hadfield. As for the author, of the BBC’s Natural History
Unit fame, there was a time when he was almost never off our screens. You can’t
help but admire his optimism. ‘Succeeding tides may uncover and reveal coins
lower down the beach,’ he writes, ‘and if you choose the right place you may be
rewarded with gold, or with a genuine Spanish piece-of-eight.’ On the opposite
page to this pearl of wisdom is a picture of a boy and his dog looking at an
old television set lying upside down in the water’s edge.
Saturday, 18 May 2013
Those Were the Days
I shudder to think
how many words have been penned on the Apollo moon missions – I’ve edited a
fair few myself – but it must run into the millions. I think it was Brian
Aldiss who said that people won’t ever solve their problems by going into
space, but just take them with them. Even so, no one can deny the staggering
achievements of NASA in the 1960s and early ‘70s, and the extraordinary bravery
of the Apollo astronauts. Two of my favourite books – though strictly speaking
they belong to my oldest brother… – are two of the many titles published in the
months following the first moon landing. This one came out within 72 hours of
splashdown:
This next one is considerably
shorter, but punches well above its weight:
Ryan notes how
NASA ‘spent thousands of dollars designing an electric razor with a vacuum
cleaner attached to prevent the spacecraft from becoming filled with weightless
whiskers, but, as the Apollo 8 crew [Frank Borman, James Lovell, William
Anders] demonstrated, shaving foam and a safety razor work just as well...’
Friday, 3 May 2013
An Appropriated Penguin
I was sorting out
some books earlier and found this slinky little number, which I’d forgotten I
had (actually, I think I may originally have ‘found’ it on Anna’s shelves):
Published in 1939,
it was the very first in the King Penguin series, which ended in 1959. King
Penguins were the first hardcovers Penguin published, though only those after
1949 had dust jackets. They were also the first Penguins with colour
printing. Talking of which, the plates in this one, from John Gould’s The Birds of Great Britain (1873), are
fabulous:
Looks like I might
have to start collecting the other 75 titles in the series. Or maybe I’ll just
look out for no.11, Fishes of Britain’s
Rivers and Lakes.
Thursday, 2 May 2013
Rivers, Books, Fishing…
…three of the
great loves of my life. How I envy, then, the chap in this brief Pathé News film
clip from 1940…
Wednesday, 1 May 2013
'Calm was the Day...'
‘In the early days
of 1939 there arose in me a great desire to find peace beside a river.’ So wrote Irish
author and artist Robert Gibbings (1889–1958). And the river in question?
First published in
1940, it is illustrated throughout with his own sublime engravings. The great
thing about Gibbings is that many second-hand copies of his books are now on
the market (sadly reflecting the recent demise of their original owners, no doubt).
The titles alone are so evocative: Coming
Down the Wye (1942), Lovely is the Lee
(1944), Sweet Cork of Thee (1951), Coming Down the Seine (1953). Gibbings also
had a love affair with the South Seas, resulting in such titles as A True Tale of Love in Tonga (1935), Coconut Island (1936), Blue Angels and Whales (1938), and Over the Reefs (1948). But it’s the Thames
I most associate him with, and in 1945 Pathé captured his intimate relationship
with the river on film for all time, free to view at
He completed his own homage to the Thames (and Spenser) in 1957…
Tuesday, 30 April 2013
Feeding the Addiction
Just as I start panicking when reserve supplies of
Tabasco sauce in the kitchen cupboard are down to one bottle, so I get nervous
if I haven’t added to my small pile of unread second-hand books in more than a
few days. Which is a roundabout way of saying I can feel a trawl coming on. I
always try to keep an open mind when looking in second-hand book shops. That
way, the books find me, and not vice-versa. I always pull out volumes whose
titles aren’t on the spine or cover. Most of the time they disappoint, but just
occasionally they pleasantly surprise. The test I apply, if a book is within my
price range, is to ask myself if I will regret not buying it when I get home. Sometimes
I say no, and kick myself later. The only thing then is to go back
a.s.a.p. and hope it’s still there…
Monday, 29 April 2013
Theory and Practice
I’ve read quite a
few books by former cricketers over the years, some good, some not so good, but this one from 2003
is far and away the best I've come across:
It’s the intelligent
former England captain’s dry and often self-deprecating sense of humour that
makes this such a good read. The day before England's group game against
Pakistan in Karachi in the 1996 World Cup, self-styled supremo Raymond
Illingworth, fretting about the Pakistan spinners, called a team meeting and demanded
of the largely jaded gathering, ‘Who can pick Mushie [Mushtaq Ahmed]?’:
Out of the silence
a lone hand, belonging to Dermot Reeve, offered itself. Reeve went on to espouse his theories about sweeping and reverse sweeping Mushtaq. The next day
Mushtaq bowled Reeve a googly; Reeve advanced down the wicket, aimed a huge
drive through extra-cover and was comprehensively bowled through the gate.
[England duly lost]
In
fact, now I’ve got it down from the shelf and reminded myself just how good it
is, I’m going to have to read it right through once again.
Sunday, 28 April 2013
Newman's Theory of Relativity
An old school friend from the early 1970s put a
frightening thought into my head yesterday. We have been reminiscing about some
of our old teachers who were veterans of the Second World War, and who included
a couple of Majors and a Colonel as I recall, and he pointed out that more
time had passed since we knew them than between the end of the war and then. The
point being that aging is a bit like the inverse square law in reverse, or something
(it’s late, and my brain’s a bit befuddled). In other words, as you get older,
the past gets closer. So we all end up looking back fondly on a time before we
were even born! Well, I do, anyway…
Saturday, 27 April 2013
Gold from the Forties
'Fishing is the opposite of war.' So wrote George Orwell in Coming up for Air (1939). Apropos of this, I found this
treasure, called My River, by Wilfred
Gavin Brown, in a second-hand book shop the other day...
And
thanks to the internet, I won’t go to my grave wondering what the dust jacket
looked like…
No dust jacket,
but I love the kingfisher. Published in 1947, it’s a ramble by the riverside, the
author finding escape from wartime London by resuming his childhood hobby of
coarse fishing on the rivers and streams of Surrey. He recalls sitting on his favourite stretch
one evening, watching a duck fly overhead: ‘The peace was suddenly broken by a
shattering roar, and from behind the dike of the reservoir three Spitfires
zoomed over my head and also flew into the west, where the sun turned their wings
to bronze. Beautiful birds of death, they seemed a symbol of the future when
youth will increasingly search for beauty among the sun-tipped mountains of the
clouds and the starlit, blue valleys of the skies, but it is to be hoped that
the old, more familiar loveliness will not quite be forsaken – the loveliness
of wood, hill, and quiet river.’ The line drawings by Reginald Lionel Knowles
aren’t bad either…
Friday, 26 April 2013
Musings of an Old Technophobe
Apologies for the absence, but I finally
killed my laptop. Not this one, obviously, but my old one. It was something of
a mercy killing, in that it had been on its last legs for some time – since I
slammed my fist down on its keyboard a few months back, in fact, leaving it
somewhat dented and temperamental. When not freezing, it developed the alarming
opposite habit of sprouting duplicate windows faster than I could shut them
down, until the screen looked like an infinite pack of cards. Then, the other
day, its dust-clogged fan started whining like a Stuka in full nose-dive,
at which I had the bright idea of getting the Hoover out and vacuuming it. This
sorted out the whining problem, alright, and I had a few blissfully quiet operational
minutes – until the damn thing overheated and shut itself down. Yep, I’d bust
the fan for good. Perhaps giving it a good shake would get it going again.
Nope. (Nor would banging it against the side of the desk.) It was
now me against the machine – how much data could I retrieve in each ten-minutes-every-hour
window between switching it on and it switching itself off and having to be
left to cool down again? Not very much, it turned out. (No, I hadn’t backed
everything up...) But finally I got there, and so off I went to the shops, and
back I came with a brand-spanking new super-duper (budget) model. Which was
great – except, bright spark that I am, I couldn’t work out how to access any
files. Back at the shop the somewhat bemused assistant tactfully guided me in
the direction of the ‘file explorer’ icon. ‘Ah,’ I said, ‘I wondered what that
was.’ What an idiot…
Monday, 22 April 2013
Something 'Borrowed'...
Lend a book to a
friend and the chances are you either never see it again or it looks like they've
been playing football with it when you finally get it back. Things are more
complicated with siblings. I have had a long-running tug-of-war with my sister
over the ownership of various books that are family heirlooms, including this one,
an absolute gem from the 1960s that any Fleming fan should be ashamed not to
have read (and a companion piece to New
Maps of Hell, discussed in an earlier post):
It proudly boasts her signature inside – yet has
sat equally proudly on my bookshelves, not hers, for some years now. (Though I'm pretty
sure there are more of my books on her shelves than there are hers on mine... )
Sunday, 21 April 2013
So Many Books, So Little Time
Every day, the list of books one would like to
read grows longer. The latest addition to my own such list is Megan Shephard's The Madman's Daughter (just published by Harper Voyager), the madman
in question being H.G. Wells's Doctor Moreau. The Island of Doctor Moreau (1896) is Wells's masterpiece, and
stands alongside Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
(1818) and Bram Stoker's Dracula
(1897). If you haven't read any of them, do – ditto Moreau's Other Island (1980), Frankenstein
Unbound (1973) and Dracula Unbound
(1991), all by Brian Aldiss. Then read The
Madman's Daughter and report back, because at the rate my list is growing I
won't live long enough to read it myself.
Saturday, 20 April 2013
No Helping Some People
Some people swallow
just about any conspiracy theory, monster myth or ridiculous bit of pseudoscience
they come across. Back in the 90s I worked with an otherwise very nice chap who
had caught the Erich von Däniken bug and believed every word he wrote. I failed
to convince him von Däniken was an insult to serious academics, so I
pressed this nice little debunking volume on him (first published in 1976) and
urged him to read it:
A week or so later
he handed it back unopened. (Another nice little debunker, incidentally, is
this one, first published in 1984:
And no, I don't
suppose it's on sale at the Loch Ness visitor centre.)
Friday, 19 April 2013
'Finding Myself Up My Own Arse'
One of my pet hates is non-fiction that,
whatever the purported subject matter, is actually all about the author's 'journey
of discovery': in other words, all about the author. All authors are vain, but writing
about oneself in the guise of something else is pure conceit. Judging from
the number of such books published, though, they obviously sell, so what the hell do I
know? (I can see the blurb now... 'In Finding
the Weretiger, Patrick Newman tells the self-indulgent true story of how he
bummed around Asia with his head up his arse looking for an elusive mancat – and instead found himself.' Something along those lines, anyway.)
Thursday, 18 April 2013
A Glimpse of Old England
When I go fishing I have to make do with tea
from a flask, hastily made while in my usual groggy early morning state. Things
were obviously different for those who could afford servants in the old days...
The lady angler on the right in this photograph from 1900 is a study in concentration as she waits for a bite on the Darenth River – a chalk stream, and then a prime trout fishery for the well-heeled – near Dartford in Kent. But I wonder what the maid bringing a tray of refreshments on the left was thinking?
The lady angler on the right in this photograph from 1900 is a study in concentration as she waits for a bite on the Darenth River – a chalk stream, and then a prime trout fishery for the well-heeled – near Dartford in Kent. But I wonder what the maid bringing a tray of refreshments on the left was thinking?
Wednesday, 17 April 2013
Nice of You to Tell Me
Charity shops are
pretty depressing places, and trying to scan their grotty bookshelves over someone's
shoulder – there's always someone in
your way – can be pretty soul destroying, but every now and then you find a diamond
among the dross and suddenly it all seems worthwhile. So it was that I recently
found this little gem, first published in 1954:
It's the diary an
Australian nurse secretly and very bravely kept while interned by the Japanese
in Sumatra from 1942 until the end of the war. By the time her camp was liberated
she weighed less than six stone. But, she survived. So many others didn't. A
mile away was the men's camp. With the war lost, the Japanese announced that internees
with husbands and fathers there could visit them. Excitedly they all got ready,
women and children alike. Then the Japanese called out the names of all those
who needn't bother...
Tuesday, 16 April 2013
An Englishman's Home...
Some men with a
big yellow digger turned up the other day to demolish the 1930s house across
the road. From my desk I had a grandstand view, and I was just thinking 'I must
get myself one of those' while wondering idly how long the job would take when
the operator no more than nudged one corner of the building, just below the
roof, and the whole edifice collapsed in a sorry heap like a brick soufflé. What's worrying is that my own house is virtually
the condemned one's twin. I'll have to go gently with the hammer next time I
hang a picture.
Monday, 15 April 2013
Pretty Much Irreplaceable
The house is on
fire, I've rescued my cats and fishing tackle, and there's just enough time to
grab one book off the shelves before my entire library goes up in flames. But
which one? (No, not my own...) Here it is:
Doesn't
look much, does it? Indeed, it's a pretty grotty 1980 Charter, New York paperback.
But since I first found it in a second-hand book shop in the mid-1980s, A Rude Awakening has remained my
favourite book, and Aldiss my favourite author. First published in 1978, it is the
third in the semi-autobiographical 'Horatio Stubbs' trilogy – after The Hand-Reared Boy (1970) and A Soldier Erect (1971) – and sees Aldiss
at the very peak of his powers. The setting is Sumatra in 1946. Stubbs is a
squaddie, a veteran of the Burma campaign with only days to go before he returns
to Blighty. He determines to marry his Chinese girlfriend and take her with him, but events conspire
against him. In a particularly memorable passage, he finds himself powerless to
save a Dutch friend from summary execution by Indonesian freedom fighters. The
game is up for Stubbs, and for the British out East.
Sunday, 14 April 2013
I Must Get Out More
Sometimes I go to Google
Maps, zoom in on satellite view to Crowland Bridge on the wide River Welland in
the heart of the Lincolnshire fens, switch to street view, then ride with the
cameraman along the riverside road. Sometimes I go upstream, along what was
once the golden stretch to draw for those elusive bream in the big matches of
the 1960s and 70s – we're talking up to 1,500 entrants here – and try to work out where the famous 'Willows' swim was, the landmark far bank tree having long since been cut down. And
sometimes I head downstream, towards Spalding, until the road leaves the river
around Four Mile Bar. Up or down, the banks are deserted, as they have been for
years, the days of big river match fishing, like the willow, being long
gone now. But either way, first off I always zoom right in on the stone memorial to
match fishing legend Ivan Marks, the undisputed 'King of the Welland,' placed
by the bridge following his death in 2004 – as if somehow it might have changed
since the last time I viewed it.
Saturday, 13 April 2013
The Best by Test
A few years back I
went through a phase of collecting first editions of some of my favourite
books, but pretty soon I realized this wasn't really for me. For one thing,
later editions are often better. Take Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea. I am lucky enough to own a reasonable condition UK
first edition (Jonathan Cape, 1952), given to me one Christmas, with
extraordinary generosity, by a dear old friend after I spotted it lurking on their bookshelves and pointed it out to them with none too subtle
admiration:
Now, I'm very happy
to own it, and I do like the cover, which is much jazzier than the US first edition (Scribners, 1952), but I was just as thrilled to find a 1953
Reprint Society edition for a few pence at a village fête one summer, even
though it had long since lost its dust jacket, because this edition is full of
the most wonderful illustrations, some by Raymond Sheppard...
and some by C. F. [Charles
Frederick] Tunnicliffe, like this one (a colour-tinted variant of which actually
featured on the missing dust jacket)...
When
I think about it, though - and this is the other reason collecting first
editions isn't really for me - my all-time favourite copy of The Old Man and the Sea, one long since
passed on to my son, is the cheap, nondescript, 'worthless' paperback edition I
bought many years ago when I first got into Hemingway, the one that gave me the
priceless pleasure of reading this marvellous little book for the first ever
time.
Friday, 12 April 2013
Who Reads This Rubbish?
An old friend pestered me repeatedly for a free
copy of Weretiger until finally I
caved in, even though one of his proudest boasts is that he's never read a book
in his life. "I promise you, Pat, if it's the only book I read this side
of the grave, I will read it,"
he said in all earnestness. That was before Christmas. He hasn't looked at it
yet, and I don't expect he ever will. Meanwhile a very close family member,
bless him, proudly bought a copy as soon as it came out, though I had told him
I would send him one. Six weeks later I couldn't wait any longer and asked him
what he thought. "I've got as far as the acknowledgements," he replied
in all seriousness. I haven't bothered asking again, though really, I shouldn't
grumble – he did pay for it, after all.
Thursday, 11 April 2013
That's Me Put in My Place
In 1960, in New Maps of Hell,
Kingsley Amis took a characteristically wry look at the Science Fiction scene. It
is a little treasure well worth searching for (if a somewhat hastily researched
one), and in a nod to Amis in the early 1970s old friends and collaborators
Brian Aldiss and Harry Harrison put together Hell's Cartographers (1975), which gives some fascinating insights
into the professional lives and working practices of a number of top SF writers
of the time:
As always, Harry
Harrison, who sadly died last year, is particularly good value, recalling his
mother-in-law once putting her head round the door while he was trying to write
and saying, "Harry, since you aren't doing anything, would you go to the
store for me?" He also writes, "When people ask me 'how is the book
coming?' I can respond only by blinking a glassy eye and muttering 'which one?'"
I was thinking about this the other day, while helping a friend on a gardening
job (writers like me must take whatever work they can get). I've
been researching a couple of ideas for another book lately, plus he often asks about
Weretiger sales – I think he expects
them to hit the million mark any day now – so when he said, "How's the
book going?" I felt fully justified in stealing Harrison's line. Back home
that evening a family friend rang. "Hi Pat, I was wondering if you could
do a few hours weeding for me. Loved your book, by the way..."
Wednesday, 10 April 2013
Patent Pending
Yesterday afternoon my dearly beloved announced that
she was going to make one of her famous carrot cakes. Now I ought to make clear
at this juncture that Anna is a bona fide cordon
bleu cook, albeit one with her own take on recipes. Anyway, there
was the usual flurry of pots and pans, and pretty soon the cake was in the
oven. A while later there was a loud thud as she upended the tin and the very
solid contents hit the cooling rack with all the grace of a house brick. This,
I thought, does not bode well at all. When the brick had
cooled sufficiently, she sawed herself a thin slice and took a tentative bite.
"Oh dear," she said, "Something seems to have gone wrong. It
doesn't taste right at all. Would you like to try some?" Declining her
kind offer, I turned my attentions back to the fire I was trying to get going
in the grate, from which only the merest whisper of smoke was emanating. Moments later came
the second loud thud of the day as Anna unceremoniously bunged her cake brick on
top of the smouldering wood. I was just about to remonstrate when I saw a slip
of flame curl out from underneath the base of her offering. Two hours later it
was still burning nicely. I think she may have inadvertently invented a new
form of solid fuel.
Tuesday, 9 April 2013
Says It All, Really
On a day when the
selfish and greedy wail and gnash their teeth over the death of a woman with a
heart of stone, I'd like to address the more important issue of evocative book
titles. Take this one from 1927, by Hubert Banner - Romantic Java. Not bad, is it? You don't even have to open it to
know it won't let you down. The 1940s and 50s saw a glut of books about daring
wartime escapades with some wonderfully stirring titles: Beyond the Chindwin (1945), The
Jungle is Neutral (1949), Boldness Be
My Friend (1953), They Fought Alone
(1958). Great stuff to have on your shelves when you're a hopeless old
nostalgic like me. A shortlist of my all-time favourite book titles would have to
include Knut Hamsun's Hunger (1890) – so much yearning expressed in just one word – Hugh Clifford's homage to old
Malaya The Further Side of Silence
(1916), Philip Woodruff/Mason's novel of colonial India The Wild Sweet Witch (1947), Arthur Mizener's biography of Scott
Fitzgerald The Far Side of Paradise (1951),
and Howard Fast's zany SF short-story collection The General Zapped an Angel (1969). But top of the list, I think,
would be a 1941 title that I'm fairly certain the late leaderene never got
around to reading...
Monday, 8 April 2013
Silly Billy
In January 2009,
police in Kwara State in Nigeria astounded local journalists by solemnly parading
before them, as the chief suspect in the attempted theft of a Mazda car ... a
goat - one handed in to them by a gang of vigilantes who claimed it was a actually
a man who turned himself into the animal after they caught him trying to steal
the vehicle. The police eventually decided not to charge the goat, instead
sensibly cashing in on its celebrity status by selling it for 300 Nigerian
dollars. And if you don't believe me, see
and
Sunday, 7 April 2013
Shot Down in Flames
It never ceases to annoy me how many 'new' non-fiction
titles there are on the same old subjects. Obviously, publishers like to play
it safe, knowing what sells, but too many such books are simply derivative hackwork. Granted, occasionally someone has something
genuinely new to say, has a fresh angle, or is a real expert. If I could
restore a Spitfire to full working order, for instance, I'd expect the right
publisher to take me seriously if I proposed a 'How To' guide. But I know for
sure what would happen were I to wake up one morning and think, "I know,
I'll write a book telling the remarkable true story of how an amazing plane called the Spitfire won the Battle of Britain against all odds," then were to send
off a proposal along those lines...
Saturday, 6 April 2013
Werebeast Erotica, Anyone?
I see that Alara Branwen, author of
such essential little ebooks as Banging
the Werebear and Gangbang of the
Werewolves, has written another mighty tome - all 28 pages of it - called
... wait for it ... With the Weretiger.
(Yes, I've been 'egosurfing' again.) Come on, Alara, surely you could have
thought of a better title than that?! (No, I can't think of one either.)
Friday, 5 April 2013
Reluctant Congregation
In 1906, Methodist
missionary Archibald McMillan - seen here with a man-eating leopard he has just
shot dead - recalled passing through a remote aboriginal village in central
India one time in the 1890s and telling the headman he would come back the following
day, sing some hymns and give the villagers the Good News. "To my
surprise," he wrote,"on arriving [the next morning] I found the place
deserted, the entire population having fled into the jungle!"
Thursday, 4 April 2013
California Dreaming
I've only ever really been interested in the
past (which is probably why I'm so hopeless at such mundane matters as earning
a living). History to me means the untold stories of ordinary people. When I
see old film footage, for instance, my eye is always drawn to passers-by,
people in the background, faces in the crowd. I'll be watching an episode
of The Rockford Files, say, and in the distance - too far away for them to be an
extra - there'll be someone strolling along the beach of Paradise Cove. Who
were they, I'll wonder, what did they do, and what became of them? But above
all I'll be thinking, 'How I wish that was me!'
Wednesday, 3 April 2013
Order, Order!
I hate books. I've come to this
startling realization after yet another failed attempt to organize my
bookshelves. Just when I think, say, I've got all my Hemingways (books by and
about) lined up together, I find a rogue volume that's ever so slightly too tall
to fit, so it has to go on another, taller shelf. (Warning - crap doodle follows...)
The end result is I can never
find anything (a problem compounded by varifocals - fellow wearers
will understand). The thing with bookshelves is, you want as many as possible,
but you have to make do with fewer, taller ones just so you can accommodate the
occasional outsize volumes that some antisocial publishers will insist on
publishing. (As for books that also stick out over the edges of shelves, don't
get me started.) Paper comes in
standard sizes, so why can't books?
Tuesday, 2 April 2013
Carpe Diem?
Frederick Hicks, a
Forest Officer in India, kept a diary. His entry for 15 March 1887? “Camp
Sark—shot 2 tigers before breakfast.”
Personally,
I'm not at my best first thing in the morning.
In Mysore in 1872,
when aged 24, famed elephant-catcher George Sanderson once shot three leopards
and a wild cat before breakfast. As he recalled: “We had had a capital
morning’s sport. The arrangement had been perfect; the shooting had been—ahem!
I will leave my readers to judge; nothing, even to the cat, had escaped us; and
all this before ten o’clock!”
Monday, 1 April 2013
One in the Eye
I rather like the idea of getting your own back on someone simply by
sticking pins in a doll:
Trouble is, such sympathetic
magic (or any other kind of magic, for that matter) only works - through the
very great power of suggestion - on people who genuinely fear it, and almost by
definition that means the poor and downtrodden, not the rich and powerful. What
we need, then, is some means of mass hypnosis whereby we can convince the
bastards who actually deserve to be shafted that witchcraft really works. Then
the rest of us can all go to bed happy for once.
Changing tack, as someone with an unhealthy interest in both fishing and
tigers, this caught my eye while I was trawling the sewernet for something else
last night:
According to the blurb at http://www.panmacmillan.com.au/display_title.asp?ISBN=9781742610832&Author=Maguire,%20Emily
it is "set among the louche world of Hanoi's expatriate community" and is all about "a woman struggling with the morality of finding peace in a war-haunted city, personal fulfilment in the midst of poverty and sexual joy with a vulnerable youth."
Not what it says on the tin, then.
Saturday, 30 March 2013
Signs of the Times
Ads in old publications can tell you more about the times they were printed in than the actual contents. Take this one, on the back cover of the January 1935 issue of the popular American
magazine Asia (click on it to enlarge and read):
Talk about the emptiness of the American dream.
Another great ad from the same period is one for Peter Dawson whisky published in the Singapore Straits Times in 1936. I can't show it here
for copyright reasons, but check it out at
and I'm sure you'll agree with me it's a beaut.
Tuesday, 26 March 2013
Of Books and Bream
Rummaging in
second-hand book shops is one of the great pleasures in life, but when it comes
to finding that elusive title you've been after for years, at an affordable
price, the internet has been an absolute Godsend. Buying things through the
post is another of life's great pleasures, anyway.
One of my
most treasured old books, one I found rummaging a few years back, is this 1962
Belmont Books paperback edition of a title first published in 1956 by John Day:
It's a great
read – a 'must' for any Miller fan – but I love it as much for its stylish
cover as its content.
One scarce
and hence usually quite expensive book that I knew about for years before
eventually finding an underpriced copy online is this one, published by Adam
& Charles Black in 1966:
I have been
a lifelong coarse-fishing addict, bream are probably my favourite fish, and much
of this book is about 'the old days' on perhaps my favourite venue, the Thames
at Medley in Oxford, so Bream Fever
ticks a lot of boxes for me.
Talking of fishing
at Medley, here's a lovely old postcard of a painting by pre-First World War
artist Alex Austen:
And
no, that's not me in the boat – though I wish it was.
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